HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING: You Are Now Able To Buy 8 Pound Jugs Of Papa John's Garlic Sauce For Only $20

Food Beast - Whether you like Papa John’s pizza or not, one thing that most can agree on is that their buttery garlic sauce is the most superior thing on the menu, and instantly upgrades anything it’s dipped or poured on.

Papa John is no fool. He knows the love for his garlic sauce exists, and for no fully logical reason, is selling 8-pound jugs of it.

Starting Friday, May 11, the jug will be available in Papa John’s online merch store (Site goes live Friday), and will be selling for $20.

I can’t believe it’s finally happening. I’ve been talking about Papa John’s doing this since I was old enough to walk. I love when companies decide they want to make a lot of money. Like when Red Lobster started packaging up their cheddar biscuits and selling them in stores, I bet their revenue tripled overnight. So I’ve never understood why Papa John’s wouldn’t put that garlic sauce in stores nation wide. Sell it by the gallon so I can fill up my bathtub and swim in it. Put it in sex shops so I can lube up my..never mind. But what I’m saying is Papa John’s garlic sauce is the holy nectar sent down from the heavens to make us happy. Yes I understood maybe their pizza isn’t the bees knees nor the cat’s pajamas, but you know what, it ain’t all that terrible either. Order it with chicken, onions, and jalapenos and request it cooked well done and dump the garlic sauce on top, you can go to town on that pizza like it’s Alexis Ren’s ass and you haven’t eaten all day.

But I digress, shout out to PJ’s for coming to their senses. Trent compared it to if Texas Roadhouse honey butter. As someone who has never had Texas Roadhouse honey butter I cannot relate, but him and YP leapt over a table to hug each other and reminisce about this honey butter, so I have to assume it’s incredible.